Complete Care For Gold Bond ~

Charlie fell asleep in his chair while I got ready for bed. I used the last of the toothpaste and forgot to put the extra tube in the drawer. I went to wake him up, nudging his shoulder, "Charlie, come on... let's go to bed." He said groggily, "Okay, coming." Half an hour later, he came into the room half asleep, I could hear him taking his clothes off and then started to brush his teeth. I heard the shower start and next thing I knew, he was giving me a hug and a kiss goodnight. Charlie said smacking like he was tasting something, "Honey, I brushed my teeth, but I don't think it was tooth paste... I have a funny taste in my mouth." I said sleepily, "Huhhh?..." Out we both went.

In the morning to follow, as I got ready for work, I opened the drawer and noticed I needed to get the extra tube of toothpaste out. It came to my mind what Charlie said before we went to sleep. I looked to see what he brushed his teeth with and started busting up laughing. It was my Gold Bond Anti-Itch cream I use on my hands from the constant washing working in a Cafeteria. I could see why he used it, the color of the tubes are very similar. He didn't get extra whitening but on the other hand, his mouth didn't itch.

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